This will be a post about how "unique" all of our employees are.
Krista - This newly 21 year old will probably make you laugh the most. She is infamous for the way she talks to everybody. Next time you come in, check out the way she spells your name. The following are saying that come out of her mouth almost everyday...
"Hey!. (inserted by some overly nice comment)"
Uilliam - He reads books, a lot. He is at the store more than he works here. He is the only person currently that is single that works here. Total nerd. He really surprises us with how nice his teeth are given he is British and a Southerner.
John - The one everybody loves and wants to work with. He is a dirty hippie who will still dress up as Frank N Furter.
Brenna - One of our newest members. She has dreads. We all pretend to hate her, but we actually kind of like her. She doesn't watch Game of Thrones therefore she is never in any of our conversations.
Felicia - She loves her Corgi more than any human on earth. She hates everything else.
Dennis - The newest member of our crew. He is really tall and big.
Carrie - Obsessed with cats. She is saving up all of her tip money for reconstructive surgery to look more like a cat.
Olivia - She is the most adorable one here. She is obsessed with K-Pop. She knows how to speak French, Japanese and Korean. There is nothing bad to say about this girl.
Lewis - Ask him and John about their tattoos. He is the goofiest of us all that only works half the year. He holds the record for sleeping through his shift the most, or just forgetting about it.
Briana (myself)- The biggest whiner in the store. Pregnant and angry. I get everybody else in the store to say "whatever" to almost everything. I like to sit.
Even though some of these comments may come off as harsh, we are one big family who loves each other dearly. We all have some pretty interesting traits about us but we all fit together like a puzzle. Come in and get to know us a little more, you won't regret it.